Door control legislation

The Madison County Record Mar. 18, 2007, 8:37am

You don't say!

Pizza Hut plaintiff Amanda Verett inspired an outpouring of unsympathetic jabs on last week.

Represented by Thomas Maag -- who also brought us Madison County serial plaintiffs Armettia and Ashley Peach -- Verett's suit says she came down with a shoulder injury after opening a door for a man at the Edwardsville pizzeria. The attention also prompted more than 55,000 readers to check out the Record story.

Among the amusing Farkisms:

  • I hope Pizza Hut pays her the entire settlement. In Canadian bacon. (Source: Chemical Stump Remover)

  • Perhaps now, finally, we will get some meaningful Door Control legislation. (Source: Duke_of_URL)

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    Uncivil civil justice

    Justice may be blind, but it's not always civil. Jurors in a recent slip and fall trial against Ramon's El Dorado Restaurant of Collinsville apparently had had enough of one another's company during their relatively short week-long encounter.

    During deliberations, the panel's arguments reverberated well outside the jury room's closed doors.

    Sources tell Dicta the plaintiff's verdict was expeditiously reached, which backfired on the unhappy campers. The jury was forced back into deliberations when a polled juror told Judge Crowder she didn't agree with the announced verdict.

    In the end the jury cut the plaintiff's $204,375.77 award in half, assessing 50 percent blame to each plaintiff and defendant.

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